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Maine’s Most Wanted Call Out Da Boss
By: Danny Vinyard Check out Richie Incognito’s conspiracy theorist wigger cousins from Maine. Packin’ so much hate speech and n-bombs into three minutes even the fucktards at the Westboro baptist...
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Kap VERSUS Sherman: Super Bowl Week Doesn’t Suck Anymore
By: Chaz GET EM BOY. Media for Super Bowl Forty-Fuck-It just got a much needed kick in the nuts. Like every other pretentious 49ers fan with a big mouth and a bigger hard-on for full body tats, I’d...
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Iowa State Head Coach Fred Hoiberg is Disgusting at Flappy Bird
E L I T E Flappy Bird game courtesy of Coach Hoiberg. Near unfathomable score in my eyes. What cloud must you be on after Deandre Kane makes a fool out of any non-believer in the fifth year...
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Skittles and Adderall: Keys to Being A Champion in 2014
By:Chaz Miss the Super Bowl? Heres a recap. HOLY FUCK PEYTON. I haven’t seen anyone choke like that since Robin Williams necked out Damon in Good Will Hunting, and at least Matty doesn’t have a...
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Stak 5′s Instagame En Fuego
By: DV Alright, perhaps I was a bit overzealous in declaring the recently waived Stak5 a potential messiah of Los Angeles basketball in 2014, but my dude is still swangin’. Straight up Instagram...
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Olympic Smokes Pose In Lingerie, Everyone Wins
By: Chaz ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME….we have a reason to care about Sochi now. Sorry Shaun, but you can’t stay relevant in America for more than a decade when you look like a mix between a leprechaun and...
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Enough About Jason Collins Already
By:DV As you all probably should know, the first openly gay player in major sports history took the court for the NBA’s Brooklyn Nets last night. And in laymans terms, I do not give the slightest fuck....
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Clearly, Ken Griffey Jr. is in Desperate Need to Poop
“Why’d ya’ll give me the white woman with horse teeth? Where’s Danyelle Sargent’s fine brown ass? McCutchen…McCutchen…Man, do I need to poop” Clearly, Griffey Jr.’s underlying thought process. Viral...
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Free Agency Recap: Belichick and the Boys Get Creative
By: Chaz BELICHICK DOES NO WRONG. Who the fuck cares if you’ve had Art Modell’s shoe stuck up your ass since 1994. If Boston says your a hero, YOU MUST BE, huh? Because if theres one thing you can say...
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Never Was He Actually Referring to His Stomach
by: Chris Kattan As you may have noticed, Captain Phillips Kattan has gone awol as of the last two months. Mainly because I’ve realized that blogging is the most unfulfilling industry there ever was...
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